Sorting Ceremony

Subject: Sorting Ceremony Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:53 am

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.

Answer the questions of the ff, but please be honest!!

1. What is your social position?

Intellectual, offering advice
Leader, spontaneous
Upbeat, arbitrator, keeps everyone happy
Sarcastic, sometimes easily offended

2. Who are you in a horror movie?

Wise cracking loud mouth who gets killed
The one who suggests separation
The logical one who tries to find a solution and solve it
Comforts the scared, gives the right suggestion that no one follows

3. How do you treat your books?

Mangled beyond repair
Worn from use but in good condition
Completely ruined but otherwise untouched (doorstop)
Only open to pages deemed useful

4. How would you ward off an attacker wielding fresh fruit?

Pull out a gun and shoot
Drop a 16 ton weight via conveniently placed lever
Eat the fruit
Release the tiger

5. If you and a friend are hungry, how do you get food?

Make your mom do it
Follow directions and do the dishes afterwards
Attempt to make it for you and your friend, but it ends up in massacred
Both make it together, most likely both getting it wrong.

6. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

A sandwich (if you're hungry)
1,000 more wishes
Let me think about it
I'm fine, thanks.

7. Favorite TV show genre?

Cartoons
Sci-fi
History
Sports

8. How do you fix things?

Use duct tape
Buy a new one
Get a group of people to work on it (with you...for you...?)
Consult someone and fix it right.

PLEASE BE HONEST!!!!